About Me

Hello friend! Name's Brad.
Michigan. Older than 21. Blog may be NSFW but I don't tag that shit so get the fuck over it. If you're hear to leave me a message make it pleasant, if you refuse to make it pleasant I will murder your soul. :) Enjoy your stay and remember to keep all hands, feets, heads, penis', vaginas, and toenails inside the vehicle at all time, if you don't, at least make sure someone is taking a picture. Thanks for shopping at Wal-Mart. 2 monkey(s)

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I’m back bitches. I finished Naval Boot camp and now I am here at A School in San Antonio Texas, reunited with the internet. Hoo-Yah.

Remember when pottermore was a thing. Or is it still a thing?

ridge:

synonym toast crunch 

No you’re thinking of a homonym.

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notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

(Source: mominleggings)

Reblogged from suck it, blues.

melanieisawizard:

do you ever have those moments where you wanna get fucked so hard that your legs shake and have multiple orgasms?

Did you mean: All the time.

Reblogged from suck it, blues.

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jajitsu:

Mario Party 4 Steam Rolled promo! Requested by ladyapologies.

jajitsu:

Mario Party 4 Steam Rolled promo! Requested by ladyapologies.

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i can’t even look at fakebook today.

it happens

So a Facebook friend posted the above images, and I simply responded with the lower one saying “Are you sure this isn’t your problem?”

it happens

smileylataytay:

gabimourinho:

unlovde:

ibelievethesecondpart:

THE BABY ALLIGATOR LOOKS SO HAPPY THOUGH

THE HIPPO

AWW THE FOX

Prettttyyy

baby things forever the best

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Every time Denver gets the ball they be like…

Every time Denver gets the ball they be like…

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danteaserlester:

ringos-starr:




IMAGINE ALL THE CITRUS, OMG DYING

I will never not reblog this. 

danteaserlester:

ringos-starr:

image

IMAGINE ALL THE CITRUS, OMG DYING

I will never not reblog this. 

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it happens

cactous:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

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kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD

kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD

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it happens

fallingdownintothedarkness:

wibblywobblytime-ywhimey:

dungeon-crowley:

lumpiest-spaceprincess:

queenofnerds394:

crimesolversherlock:

hannahthemidge:

bug prison stop kony menstruation exterminate key? 

oh mY GOD I SEE IT

I DONT SEE IT

SCREAMING

i had to sounds everything out..

WHAT Someone help

OMG

Why is he even famous

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