May 2012
May 25th
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May 25th
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wherediditbegin liked your photo: oh damn, ive been doing the sewing machine… heyyy
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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April 2012
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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cutebit asked: Hey b. I miss you. I got a puupy. You should come meet him. Alright. Bye.
Apr 26th
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Drop it to the floor, make that ass shake, make...
Apr 26th
someone tagged me but they broke my tag… poop.
Apr 26th
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Anonymous asked: would you send nudes?
Apr 23rd
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i really fucking wish tumblr was what it used to...
Apr 23rd
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1 tag
Anonymous asked: I'm going to try to guess what your cock is like (just answer yes or no): you're circumcised, between 6.5-8 inches long, with 4-6 inches circumference of girth.
Apr 23rd
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turnt3chgodh34d: whenever people use uwu i read it oowoo m2
Apr 23rd
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aproperroman: ladyofmischief: katoby: lucifersbutt: if an opinion falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it does tumblr still get offended by it yes yes opinions can fall in jungles too, you ignorant ass.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Messing around with tumblr and found this out
yourherojunior: AND AND WATCH IT SPIN!!:D
Apr 22nd
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readingnearfire: I love how my friend sends me funny pictures or gifs, but I’ve already seen them on tumblr so I have to act like they are hilarious the millionth time around.
Apr 22nd
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lije: it was too late by the time i checked myself i had already wrecked myself
Apr 22nd
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gaymzee: why get out of bed when you can instead not get out of bed
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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I can’t believe there’s actually 4 pages of this…
Apr 22nd
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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so syfy replayed Eureka at 11, and I missed it again… d’oh.
Apr 17th
1 tag
thenerdinnebraska replied to your post: thenerdinnebraska replied to your post: What the… I must have missed the memo. Oops. But hey! After my obsessive liveblogging, now you know. :p this is true, i hope they replay it in the middle of the night, im gonna go check lol
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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thenerdinnebraska replied to your post: What the fuck do you mean Eureka is back and no… Is this directed at me!? yes. because you were suppose to magically obtain my phone number and let me know that Eureka was back tonight.
Apr 17th
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What the fuck do you mean Eureka is back and no one fucking told me?!
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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so let me tell you about the last hour of my life. She called me and said, “hey let’s hang out, i miss you i really want to see you!” word for word, true story. I said “okay, let me call you back in five minutes” a few minutes pass as I finished talking with my dad so I give her a call back, straight to voicemail, okay no big deal shot her a text that said...
Apr 11th
ive sent Sam 2 pictures of my boobs. she love me...
well, i feel left out.
Apr 11th
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If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
thatfunnyblog: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
Apr 11th
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March 2012
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i just want to cuddle you and hug you and kiss you, why are you so god darn busy all the time. :( i know you want to hug and kiss and cuddle too, why don’t we ever hang out.
Mar 29th
Mar 29th
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