About Me

My name is Brad and I live in Novi, Michigan. Born in '92.

My best friend is the worst planner ever, yesterday our circle of guy friends helped him move a bunch of shit out of storage to his new garage, so to pay us back him and his mom got a room at a hotel with a pool and a hot tub, okay, so after not hearing from him all day about it he calls me at 5:30 and gives me the details, so I start getting ready, it’s now 8:00 and I’m just about to leave my house to go there, and he is still not there after I talked to him a few minutes ago. And I asked him on the phone, hey, what time does the pool area close, he said he didn’t know, so he called the hotel, and then texted me it closes at ten. genius idea, sir.

A list of girls/boys I would date from Tumblr….

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missmousse asked: 7 10 18 19 36

7. Do you drink gingerale when you are sick?

no that shits nasty

10. Which family member are you closest to and why?

My dad because he is fucking normal

18. Do you get distracted easily?

Yes. While I was setting up to do this I closed a tab and facebook popped open so I checked that first before doing this

19. What was the last thing to upset you?

being ignored by close friends

36. What are you most self-conscious about?

my teeth, my weight, my appearance

okay mom, it’s bad enough you’re cleaning the kitchen in the middle of the night, but seriously… mopping? are you fucking kidding me?

and now you’re wiping down the counter and every crevice? 

you guys don’t understand how usually lazy my mom is, I mean she’s not a total lazy ass, but getting her to do anything is pretty damn hard.

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I got a new shirt

I got a new shirt

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Say hello to my bathroom, and I am a potato.

Say hello to my bathroom, and I am a potato.

Reblog so people know who you are!

Name: Brad

Tumblr Name: itsbradbitches

Nickname(s): B or B-Rad from Malibu

Birthday: 5-18-1992

Relationship Status: Singular

Random fact about you: Yes.

Hobbies/Interests: lol, Tumblr.

Do you smoke/drink: no / a bit

Why Tumblr? Why NOT Tumblr?

  1. fuck my tag for being broken, there’s three fucking tags I can’t see.
  2. I have to be at work at 8:30 tomorrow.

I usually don’t complain about work, lol yeah right, but for real, what ass hat decided to make me close tonight, and then open tomorrow, thanks dickwad. I don’t get up that early, it doesn’t happen, and what the fuck am I going to do for the rest of the day, this shit is going to be weird as hell for me. And traffic is going to SUCK in the morning because everyone that lives out here by me (Novi) works in the city (Detroit) so traffic is just congested as fuck, I’ll probably just take 8 mile all the way down or something, but that’s going to suck too because 8 mile and Haggerty is always congested as fuck because every store in the damn world is right there.

Oh.

Tomorrow is Sunday, maybe it won’t be too bad.

I follow quite a few people from Michigan, and I see them posting “it’s snowing” and I immediately looking outside and/yelling in my head “NO ITS NOT”

I still have rims on my truck, and cannot yet afford new tires, and if you’re one of those people that ride rims in the winter, nigga, you is stupid.

Rims…

  1. get destroyed from the salt
  2. the tires you have on said rims have absolutely 0 traction for snow.

insanelytame replied to your post: i smiled at you, i caught your blush and smirk…

Post a picture of you in a tux!!

I thought I did, apparently it failed.

And it’s not a tux though.

Things I want…

  • To pay off my hospital bills
  • My truck to not have any dents or scratches
  • Emily
  • To experience a rave
  • A decent enjoyable job or to win the lottery

Are these things too much to ask?

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This is me, I should make it my bio or s/t.

This is me, I should make it my bio or s/t.

(Source: wecanrelate)

Reblogged from big'o ghetto bootayyy

I’m too needy to be in a relationship.

-theonehitwonder:

Sometimes I think I’m better off single.

Or I just need to grow the fuck up and not be such an ungrateful bitch.

But it’s hard when you want something you can never have.

I need to get over myself first.

(Source: thedevilsmaycry)

Reblogged from Wanderlust.